Gzalzi
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“What made you activate your voice action to say about the noises?”
~ Gzalzi on "What did you say?"
“Double Big Ranked Slayer Battle Team!”
~ Gzalzi on trying to say "ranked big team battle" and failing.
“I reduced you down to two eyes.”
“GO TO HECK Gzalzi”
~ Xwolf1109 on Maturity
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[edit] Description
This user is interesting to say the least. He once pretended to be a woman for 3 days just to trick G English, also he seems to have a strange fascination with a mod who shall remain unnamed. He was Teh_Malemans campaign manager for New York senator. Indications show that his phone records are being watched by the government. He is emo phobic, although he may himself be an emo. He hates Hippies, along with most other people. Gzalzi is also a master of the "linglish" language. He is also a fan of New Wave music (Adding to the speculation that he is emo.). There is also a very good chance that anything he says could be used as blackmail, especially by GrIm5150.
He was a committed MySpace fan boy (furthering the speculation as to just how emo he really is). He was constantly changing his MySpace page, in an attempt to make it less and less readable every time he changes something. One of his MySpace templates was in all actuality an attempt to give people epileptic seizures. There is little data has to how effective this endeavor was. It was undoubtedly a total and complete failure, because everything he does is an utter failure. Rumor has it that after his failure to give people seizures he has switched to using Facebook.
Gzalzi's face is a sticker off of a grill.
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[edit] Bungie.net History
Gzalzi joined Bungie.net on 10/20/2006, he spends the majority of his time in The Flood forum although he also is known to lurk in the Halo 3 forum, The Septagon, and The Underground.
He was baned from Bungie.net on June 30, 2007 for posting political/religious comments pertaining to Conservapedia, bypassing the -blam!- filter by calling the Conservapedia Sysops "Edit Nazis", and condoning vandalism of Conservapedia. He has recently joined RationalWiki to help them mess with the Conservapedian Sysops as much as possible. He was banned again on July 19, 2007 for posting Harry Potter spoilers. He was banned once again, for only three days for saying "I'm not going to kill myself, I'm just going to go on a shooting spree until a cop shoots me." in a thread about suicide in The Flood. After the bannings, he went into a deep state of not caring about the Bungie.net Community, after a month, he started to move back closer to the community. He has recently been somewhat active in the Septagon, posting his opinions of how to make Bungie.net a better place for all if its members.
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[edit] Contributions
- Gzalzi started the group and corresponding clan The Sangheili Empire.
- Is currently in the Clan Laid Back Gamers
- Was formally a High-Ranking member of The Council of Spartans.
