Plan for World Domination

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The subject of this article is Bungie Lore; one of the many myths, legends, and easter eggs that have been created by Bungie.

Bungie Studios, with aid of The Seventh Column, (Bungie's underground army)is currently in progress on taking over the world. However, all plans, diabolical or otherwise, need steps. Bungie's plan has seven steps, of which they're currently on Step 7 with step 6 being completed on October 1, 2007[1].

Contents 1 Step 1 2 Step 2 3 Step 3 4 Step 4 5 Step 5 6 Step 6 7 Step 7

Step 1

Start independent gaming software company. Completed

Step 2

Dominate Mac platform: Launch assault on Windows platform. Completed

Step 3

Announce killer gaming title. Completed

Step 4

Acquire strangely addictive Chinese food company. Completed

Step 5

Recover Ling Ling's head. Completed

Step 6

Stage bloody coup of new parent company. Completed

Step 7

Take over World. Shoot enemies into sun with giant slingshot. In Progress...