Pimps at Sea

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The subject of this article is Bungie Lore; one of the many myths, legends, and easter eggs that have been created by Bungie.

Pimps at Sea is an April Fools' Day joke that was started on Bungie.net in 2001. It has been added to in 2002, 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, and 2007 on each April Fool's day, respectively. Pimps at Sea is supposedly a combination of action and real-time strategy and claims to have the most complex economic system ever to appear in a game. As such, it is possible that Pimps is a spoof of Sid Meier's Pirates!, a classic game that shares a similar theme. The storyline centers around the player, a pimp of the sea. The player can create custom prostitutes from characters of other games, and then put them out on the streets (or canals, as it may be).

On April 1st, 2007, Bungie announced the Pimps At Sea movie, which was scheduled to release in 2008.

A screenshot of the game 'Pimps At Sea', as released by Bungie. Not to be confused with the playable Pimps At Sea RPG

A page from the "script" of Pimps at Sea, the Movie

Another page from the "script"