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Paul Russel, 2010
Paul Russel (Doctor Abominable)
Trivia[]
Nickname: Paul Russel
Current Job: President of the United States (Deceased) Origin: The Moon
Blood Type: Red Age: Zombie
Weight: Heavy enough to bend light Height: Tall enough to ride a rollercoaster
Girth: Michelin
First Job: The President of the United States
Hobby: Sleep
Snack: Kittens
Mode of Transport: Legs
Gorgonzola A Unicycle
Waffles Perhaps it is a horse.
Biography[]
"I was born on the moon but didn't materialize until 1967 in Chicago. I stayed there until I was soft and ripe. I was then picked from the middlemost branch and shipped to Washington state. Now I am soft and moldy, but delicious nonetheless."
Rant[]
Where are my pants?!?
Links[]
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| Grizzled Ancients | Jason Jones • Robt McLees (harangue-utan) • Marcus Lehto • Dave Dunn (Johnny Wad) • Charlie Gough (Chucky) • Paul Clift (Gymnopædia) • Shi Kai Wang (Shiek) • Paul Russel (Doctor Abominable) • Joseph Staten (Deckard) • Jaime Griesemer • Lorraine McLees (mehve) • Ben Wallace (Milo) • Stefnizle (Modem) • Christopher Barrett (Barry) • Chris Butcher (Butcher) • Paul Bertone Jr. (bert) • Marty O'Donnell (Marty the Elder, Lance) • Curtis Creamer • Michael Wu (Wu) • Eric Arroyo (-) • stephen daly (unkindfiber) • Tom Gioconda (Achronos) | |||