Paul Russel (Doctor Abominable)

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Contents 1 Trivia 2 Biography 3 Rant 4 Links

[edit] Trivia

Nickname: Paul Russel

Current Job: President of the United States (Deceased)

Origin: The Moon

Blood Type: Red

Age: Zombie

Weight: Heavy enough to bend light

Height: Tall enough to ride a rollercoaster

Girth: Michelin

First Job: The President of the United States

Hobby: Sleep

Snack: Kittens

Mode of Transport: Legs

Gorgonzola A Unicycle

Waffles Perhaps it is a horse.

[edit] Biography

"I was born on the moon but didn't materialize until 1967 in Chicago. I stayed there until I was soft and ripe. I was then picked from the middlemost branch and shipped to Washington state. Now I am soft and moldy, but delicious nonetheless."

[edit] Rant

Where are my pants?!?

[edit] Links

Paul Russel's Myspace

Paul Russel's Blog

Bungie.net - Meet the Team

Bungie Employees

Grizzled Ancients

Jason Jones • Robt McLees (harangue-utan) • Marcus Lehto • Dave Dunn (Johnny Wad) • Charlie Gough (Chucky) • Paul Clift (Gymnopædia) • Shi Kai Wang (Shiek) • Paul Russel (Doctor Abominable) • Joseph Staten (Deckard) • Jaime Griesemer • Lorraine McLees (mehve) • Ben Wallace (Milo) • Stefnizle (Modem) • Christopher Barrett (Barry) • Chris Butcher (Butcher) • Paul Bertone Jr. (bert) • Marty O'Donnell (Marty the Elder, Lance) • Curtis Creamer • Michael Wu (Wu) • Eric Arroyo (-) • stephen daly (unkindfiber) • Tom Gioconda (Achronos)