"For the past 3 years, things haven't turned out too good for me in life. My father left my mother long ago, and recently I figured out he's in prison. My mother is an alcoholic and experiments with drugs. I'm running away tonight, I can't stand the fighting. I'm not sure what I'll do, but it'll be better then here.
I'm packing cash, food, clothes and a blanket. Nothing else. I'll occasionally step into an internet cafe and update you guys. I'm not sure where to go too. I can ask some friends if I can stay for the night but I doubt they'll let me in. Even so their parents would probably alert my mom.
Look guys, I'm not sure why I'm telling you guys this. But it's good to have someone to talk too.
Wish me luck."
Ater a few pages of ridicule, the Flood quickly took hold of this opportunity and launched the most massive parody flood(no pun intended) since Porch Day, spanning back 4 pages. The threads ranged from basic "I'm running away" threads, to the more creative additions, such as, "My Porch Ran Away"(A notable nod to the famous day), "I'm fapping away," and "The mods ran away." Order was in tatters and lols were had.
Though it only lasted a span of about 10 minutes and all those involved were banned, it is still commendable for being one of the largest and most successful parody waves in Flood history.
January 28, 2011: The Day the Flood Ran Away.