Christopher P. Carney (Danger Boy)
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[edit] Trivia
Nickname: Danger Boy
Classification: GrizzledAncients
Current Job: Artist, Bungie Studios
Origin: Cincinnati, Ohio
Clone: Ralph Wiggum
Age: XXXV
Weight: 225 pounds
Height: 6'2"
Position: Strong Safety
First Job: Circus Clown
Ultimate Website: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gx-NLPH8JeM
[edit] Auto Biography
Born on the Steppes of Mother Russia to a family of wolves, Chris was recruited at any early age into the KGB's "Early Learners" program where he began intensive training in English, Arithmetic, and Assassination. At the age of 12 he was then moved to the "Ukraine School for World Studies" for a full indoctrination into the benefits of spying and espionage on those "filthy capitalist pigs of America". After finishing his sleeper agent training program, he then graduated from the GRU's "Academy for Infiltration" where he also learned four martial arts, solidified his already impeccable shooting skills, and became fluent in 13 different languages.
