CJ Cowan (stormincow)
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[edit] Trivia
Nickname: stormincow
Classification: GrizzledAncients
Current Job: Director of Cinematics
Origin: Hutto, TX
Eye Color: Red
Age: 30
Weight: 170
Height: 5'10"
Girth: Rippling
First Job: Raising show turkeys in Williamson County, Texas
Blood Type: Infected with Boren's Syndrome...not a donor.
Hobby: Advancing Right-Wing Conspiracies.
Ultimate Game: 42
Why Cinematics? I want to make you uninterested in "pressing X to skip"
Ultimate Website: syndicated columns on www.tsowell.com
Mode of Transport: Earth
Reason you work for Bungie: You can learn more truth from Halo than you can in 12 years of Public Education. Plus my brother thinks I'm cool now.
[edit] Auto Biography
I always go to sea as a sailor, because they make a point of paying me for my trouble, whereas they never pay passengers a single penny that I ever heard of. On the contrary, passengers themselves must pay. And there is all the difference in the world between paying and being paid. The act of paying is perhaps the most uncomfortable infliction that the two orchard thieves entailed upon us. But being paid - what will compare with it? The urbane activity with which a man receives money is really marvelous, considering that we so earnestly believe money to be the root of all earthly ills, and that on no account can a monied man enter heaven. Ah! How cheerfully we consign ourselves to perdition!
